Dog

If I were a dog
I'd love to play
All day in the river
And even though I'd be wet
I'd have no regret
And I certainly wouldn't shiver.
Woof.

Bird

Oh the life of a bird
Though it seems absurd
Is probably actually very sweet
To be able to flit here and there
Make nests out of hair
And spread the word with a tweet
What better way
Than to spend all day
Hanging around in a tree
Eating worms
And their germs
How I wish that bird was me!